Horrible Pinterest Recipes

Sassy Water

Strawberry Champagne Punch

Winter Wonderland Martini

Winter Jizz-erland Martini is more like it.

Raspberry Beer Cocktail

I actually read this one in earnest but then recoiled when I read the recipe. I was bamboozled by pink.

Birthday Cake Martini

The woman who drinks this is the same woman who has a bachelorette party every piece of penis paraphernalia in existence.